I think cryptic crosswords are fun. If you’re not familiar with them, the way it goes is that each word is described two ways – once by meaning and once by some aspect of its form (usually spelling or sound) – but it’s done in a clever and coy way. An example would be “Booze works heartlessly in writer’s oeuvre (5)” as a clue for BOOKS: if you take BOOZE WORKS and remove the middle of it (ZE WOR) – in other words, if you have it heartlessly – you get BOOKS, and that’s also described as a writer’s oeuvre.
Anyway, here’s a small one. I made it available for my Patreon patrons early yesterday as a bonus for their paying something ($1, $2, or $5 a month) for all my articles that the rest of you get for free. I’ll make the solution available tomorrow on Patreon… but it won’t be visible to non-patrons until a bit later.

ACROSS
A1 Eclipses? Take them to the beach! (9)
A3 Wise raptor or incomplete fowl? (3)
E3 Strum weirdly… and “drang!” (5)
A5 Steals eel unexpectedly, dies (9)
A7 Alive, busy, jumping—a nasty way to do things (9)
A9 Allows to buy preparation for physical with Olivia (4,3)
DOWN
A1 Winter comes too soon, brings deficit (9)
C1 Nothing, just French flax the back way (3)
C5 Almost erupts badly in gush (5)
E1 Draining last of fuels, engines out of order (9)
G1 Eliot’s April in a wild Celt’s rule (9)
I1 Sounds all at once torpid (7)
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Hm. Either I1 isn’t what I think it is, or it seems backward to me:
(rot13) Sebz gur purpxrq yrggref naq gur ubzbcubar vaqvpngbe, nyy V pna guvax gung svgf vf “fhzzrel”. Ohg jvgu “gbecvq” nf gur qrsvavgvba? Fheryl gbecbe vf zber bs n jvagre guvat, jura navznyf uvoreangr be bgurejvfr tb qbeznag.
Ha, you have a point: my idea of the season is not everyone’s, and I probably should have said “torrid” instead.
For some idea of why “torpid” came to my mind, see https://sesquiotic.com/2018/08/17/torpid-torpor/