A few days ago, Mark Allen of That Word Chat tweeted a request for an international editors’ anthem. So of course I made one.
No I didn’t. I made two. Because why not.
I decided that it should use a well-known existing tune, because otherwise it wouldn’t catch on. It’s not as though I can legislate it. And I decided that Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy,” from the last movement of his ninth symphony, would work well.
But I happen also to be fond of Parry’s “Jerusalem,” a setting of a poem by William Blake, and I couldn’t resist doing something on that too. Just as a back-up, you know. The words are a bit unusual, but it’s not exactly the only anthem to phrase itself as a series of questions (looking at you, “Star-Spangled Banner”). I originally wrote the second verse in “we” and “us” terms, but really, editing is a one-person-at-a-time job, so I switched it to “I” and “me” – which matches the original more closely anyway.
I would have posted them sooner, but of course I had to record them so you could sing along, and it was a few days before I had the chance. If you don’t like the sound of my voice (with tons of studio effects), just sing louder to drown me out.
Apologies for the key of the Beethoven one – it’s a bit high, I think. But that’s Beethoven’s fault.
Ode to Editing
(to the tune of “Ode to Joy” by Beethoven)
Joyful, joyful, we will edit,
Making language clear and clean,
Seeking virtue more than credit,
Helping you say what you mean.
We work magic with words and grammar,
Polishing sense and adding style,
Weaving gravitas and glamour,
Giving wisdom with a smile.
If you write it, we will read it,
Watching closely what you say,
Making fixes where you need it,
Working hard to earn our pay:
Paraphrasing, trimming and moving,
By paragraph and line by line,
Sense and sentences improving
So your words will truly shine!
(to the tune of “Jerusalem” by Parry)
And did these hands, in limited time,
Trim twenty thousand words to five,
And did they fix a dodgy rhyme,
And did they keep weak prose alive,
And did the grammar and the words
Show marks of art and learnèd crafts,
And was a manuscript turned to gold
From all those dark and leaden drafts?
Bring me my pen, my laptop too,
Send me an email with the file,
Bring me a mug – no, bring me two –
Bring me my manual of style!
I will not cease from mental work,
My wit and wisdom still unbowed,
Till I have fully edited
Your manuscript to make you proud!
Backing track of “And Did Those Feet” is used under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 4.0 International, 3.0 Unported, 2.5 Generic, 2.0 Generic and 1.0 Generic license. Creator: Richard MS Irwin, www.hymnswithoutwords.com.
These are glorious. Also clever, but primarily glorious. Thank you.
Good job, James! That now makes two anthems and half an editors’ sea shanty to your credit. 🙂
Nice. The “Jerusalem” one especially tickled my fancy. Connect for a coffee sometime soon?
Oh! I think this is my favorite of all the posts you’ve written! Thank you, good sir.
Thanks! I’m glad you like it.
This choral singer/editor bows low before you. Brilliant fun.
At the end of a busy day of editing, loudly singing along to Ode to Editing rejuvenated me. Thank you!
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