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blither

“It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it,” Maurice Switzer wrote (I have no idea who he was, but I can attribute it to him). In other words, keep your mouth shut and you won’t let the cat out of the box. 

But we also know that ignorance is bliss. From which it follows that the more nonsense you let pass your lips the happier you will famously be – you will be nice and silly. To be blither, blither. The more you blither, the blither you are.

Whaddya mean, that makes no sense? I’m saying you are blither when you blither.

Ahem.

The more blather you emit, the more blithe you become.

What was so hard about that?

OK, do you want to know how we come to have two words, blither and blither, which are not said the same (in case it’s not obvious, blither rhymes with wither, while blither sounds like er tacked onto blithe, which rhymes with writhe and tithe), and which do not mean the same (the one means ‘talk foolishly, babble’ and the other means ‘happier, more carefree’)? Do you want to know how it has happened that, with a little vowel movement, you can make such a quantum leap in sense? It begins with two Old Germanic words, one of which entered Middle English from Old Norse and the other of which came up from Anglo-Saxon.

For the one blither, Old Norse blaðra ‘talk stupidly’ was a verbing of Old Norse blaðr ‘nonsense’. It became Middle English blather, which, in the north of England and in Scotland, shifted up and forward in the mouth to become blether. And then blether shifted even farther up to become blither, which still meant the same thing. All three vowels, ae, and i, are short, so it’s like when can gets pronounced “ken” and “kin” – kin ya see thet? 

And all three words stayed in usage, though blether is generally seen as a Scottish version, and blither is used mainly in the adjectival participle blithering, which is now (and since at least the late 1800s) mostly used to modify idiot (or a similar word). Indeed, when one speaks of “a blithering idiot” or of “blithering incompetence,” there isn’t even necessarily an image of babbling incoherently; it’s just a withering criticism of dithering – it means more ‘utter fool’ than ‘uttering fool’. But you can still use blither as a verb, and it will carry with it that stronger association with personal inanity: “Stop blathering” conveys “Stop talking senselessly” while “Stop blithering” conveys “Stop talking like a senseless person.”

For the other blither, Anglo-Saxon blīþe ‘happy, gentle’ – which in its turn came from earlier words meaning pretty much the same thing – became Middle English blithe. That became Modern English blithe, which has the comparative form blither and the superlative form blithest. Thanks to uses like “blithe spirit” and “blithe indifference,” it now carries a tone not so much of ecstatic bliss as of ignorant bliss, or at least lack of care.

But it’s only because of the vagaries of historical phonology that blither has come to look like blither but not quite to sound like it. There are two things that brought blīþe towards blaðra. (Well, three, but the final e that disappeared in the pronunciation of the adjective is restored in the comparative.)

First, you may notice that both ð in blaðra and þ in blīþe became th, which is in fact what always happened – those two letters weren’t in use in French or Dutch or other languages exerting influence on Middle English. You may also remember from your Icelandic lessons that ð is voiced like in this while þ is voiceless like in thin. Well, in Old English, phonology intervened and caused voicing changes, so because there was a vowel on either side of the þ in blīþe, it also became voiced. 

Second, you may notice from the macron that the I in blīþe is long (they didn’t write it with a macron at the time, but it’s a modern scholarly practice to aid those of us who don’t speak the language on a daily basis). What that means is that it was actually said for a longer duration, and also a bit higher in the mouth – so instead of like in shin, it was like in machine, only maybe more as your nephew says it when talking about his car: machiiine.

But then what happened is, over a stretch of time in later Middle English, English’s long vowels became English’s long vowels, by which I mean they went from being actually long to being what we now think of as “long,” which with vowels means a whole different vowel, or rather a diphthong. Long a, which was once as in “stick out your tongue and say aa,” became basically short e leading into short i. Long e moved up into i-land. And long I became more like short a leading into short i. (Look up “Great Vowel Shift” for more details.)

But of course we didn’t change how we wrote it. That would make too much sense. And making sense is not what English’s sound and spelling are about. But we love it for its chaos. And we use it as a filter for who knows and who doesn’t. If you want to be thought of sound mind, you must mind the sound.

So, in the matter of blither and blither, a closed mouth is like Schrödinger’s box. As long as you have no sound (or adequate context), you can’t tell which side you’re on of the equation “ignorance is bliss” (or, more precisely, “evidence of ignorance is increase of bliss”). As long as the cat’s got your tongue, the two are in quantum superposition. But once you open your mouth, it’s like opening Schrödinger’s box and looking in on the cat.

So now you know. Happy?

enervated, restive

Maury flopped down on an armchair in Domus Logogustationis and, uncharacteristically, opened a beer and drank straight from the can for several seconds. Elisa Lively, who was at a table entertaining a glass of crémant de Loire and vice versa, looked up. “Thirsty?”

Maury paused his refreshment. “I was feeling restive, so I decided to emulate the example of our friend here” – he nodded in my direction – “and get some exercise.” He hoisted the can for another second and a half, then lowered it and added, “Specifically, I went for a run.”

“And how do you feel now?” Elisa said.

“Enervated.” Maury drank another swallow, then paused to look at the label. It was an English-style ale from Great Lakes Brewery named Pompous Ass. He raised an eyebrow.

“Yes, I brought it,” I said, and gestured with my parallel can.

“Cannibal,” Maury muttered.

“Oh, it’s great that you’re discovering the benefits of exercise,” Elisa said. “I try to do it at least once a year.” She did a quick biceps curl to lift her glass to her mouth again.

“Benefits?” Maury said. “I suppose they will reveal themselves at length.”

“Well, you just said you felt energized and motivated.”

Maury coughed and I almost spat my ale. “Enervated,” Maury said.

“Right,” Elisa said.

Maury cleared his throat. “It comes from Latin enervatus, literally ‘having the nerves taken out of’. It means weakened or, notwithstanding how it sounds, de-energized.”

“Oh,” Elisa said. “Huh. …But at least you’re well rested.”

“I suppose I will be, if my muscles don’t find new ways to cramp.”

“You said you were feeling rested before,” Elisa said.

Maury paused, blinked twice, and then said, “Restive.”

“Which,” I volunteered, “means restless. Of course.” I drank some beer so as not to giggle.

“Well,” Maury said, turning in my direction. “You know it’s not quite that.”

“These days,” I said, “it’s very often used to mean antsy, champing at the bit, feeling cooped up and wanting to break loose.” I added a musical quote from Queen: “I want to break free…”

Elisa, inspired, chimed in with a line from Loverboy: “Why don’t you turn me loose!”

“And yet,” Maury shouted to make us stop, “ironically, it first referred not to an animal that wanted to move but to one that didn’t want to move. A stubborn creature that would not budge.” Maury switched pointedly to French: “Il veut rester.”

“Oh, yeah,” Elisa said. “Funny. Rester in French means ‘stay’.”

“So it was first a stubborn animal that wanted to stay instead of go,” I said, “and then more broadly one that was disobedient, and the sense has now sloshed over generally to refer to wanting to go instead of stay.”

Elisa sang “Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da” to the tune of the guitar riff from The Clash’s “Should I Stay or Should I Go.”

“And all the rest,” Maury said to rein her in. “And all of it from the same Latin resto that gives us rest.”

“Speaking of which,” Elisa said, “does either of you guys want to go to a restaurant?”

“Which, resto notwithstanding, is not related to rest,” I said.

“Really?” Elisa said.

“It’s from the same Latin source as restoration,” Maury said. “Because good food and beverage is restorative.”

“So then you’re coming with me, right?” Elisa said, smiling and standing. “You said you were enervated. So come get your nerves back.” She tossed back the last of her glass. “Let’s go, sport!”

Maury looked momentarily bemused and nonplussed, but then terminated the rest of his beer and stood. “She has a point.” He looked around. “And I feel a bit… cooped up in here.”

“James?” Elisa said, looking at me expectantly.

“Sorry,” I said, looking at my watch and knowing I would soon be expected at home. “Gotta run.”

minuscule

Sometimes the smallest things can make the difference. A jot. A tittle. An iota. The difference between “you” and “I.” No, not between you and me – between the letter u and the letter i.

If you are the type to pay attention to type, you probably know this little detail already. If I am to typecast you, you are a person of letters, not extraverted (and certainly not extroverted), and so not disposed to make room for someone who only has i’s for u. They may be inclined to minis, but for you they are merely a minus. Oh, you are absolutely down to the letters. Specifically the lower-case letters.

Back in the early 1700s in English – and earlier than that in French – the distinction was clear enough. It was all about character, specifically the character on the page: was it an uncial or a half-uncial, a large or small letter, capital or not, majuscule or minuscule? Is it I or is it merely i?

The words majuscule and minuscule came from Latin maiusculus and minusculus, adding to maior and minor (in modified form) the diminutive suffix -culus, which in this case made them mean not actually ‘small capital’ and ‘really little letter’ but just ‘somewhat larger’ and ‘somewhat smaller’ – specifically referring to letters. For added distinction, the stress on minuscule in English was on the second syllable: /mɪˈnʌskjuːl/. No one was likely to alter the spelling when it was said that way. And so it stayed until the later 1800s.

And then some writers started using minuscule to mean ‘small, insignificant’ in general. No one has ever (as far as I know) referred to houses or persons or paycheques as “majuscule” however capital-intensive they may have been, but all of those and many other things have been called “minuscule” when diminutive, miniature, minimal.

And, no doubt under the influence of the other min words, the pronunciation shifted. It may have started shifting sooner – after all, the stress on majuscule is also on the first syllable, so there’s a certain tidiness to matching that – but it was only in the 1960s that dictionaries started giving their imprimatur to putting the stress on the min.

One reason we know the stress was likely sometimes put on the first syllable before that, dictionaries be damned, is that the spelling miniscule first shows up in the late 1800s, around the same time as the word was coming into use as a general adjective. That spelling grew over the course of the 1900s, even catching up to minuscule by 1980 if we can believe Google Ngrams, but then subsiding before surging anew – though it still lags behind minuscule, for which we probably have spell checkers to thank.

I mean, really, though. Minus, as we say it, has a “long i”; minuscule sounds the same, until the last syllable, as minister. The power of analogy in language change is absolutely majuscule. And another way it affects this word is that we know that min means ‘small’ and we are used to added length being an intensification – if teeny-weeny is smaller than teeny and a thingumajig is fussier than a thing and longer strings of swearwords convey more asperity than shorter ones, why should not minuscule (which, by the way, has a distinct air of molecule about it) mean something extra small?

You could argue, certainly, that minuscule could be even smaller if it had, instead of that u, an i, classically the smallest letter in the alphabet (taken from the Greek iota, which also gives us jot as in jot and tittle). And you could also argue that since minuscule really means ‘somewhat small’ and refers to lower-case letters, the form miniscule could be the one that means ‘super-duper small’ – a useful distinction. But, even though dictionaries now accept both spellings, if you are the fussy type, you probably won’t. And that’s an important difference between u and i.

Pronunciation tip: Canadian provinces, territories, and cities

I made another pronunciation tip video, but this one is a bit different. Usually I’m doing tips for English speakers on how to say names from other languages. This time I’m doing place names that are in English (one variety thereof, anyway) but may not be familiar to English speakers from other places. If this one goes over well, I may do a sequel… I’ve already thought of some names that I missed that non-Canadians often get wrong!

deliquesce

The trick is not to deliquesce.

Some people will tell you to keep your powder dry, by which they mean keep your firearms available for a fight. Others will keep their face powder dry by holding back their tears. Some people will not stay dry; they will melt – or rather, since we’re mostly liquid, they will lose the solids that are holding them together. They may give off a little liquid, and that’s OK, in fact it can be good; but they may melt altogether, and that is not good. And on the other hand, some people will help others keep dry: they are nature’s desiccants; they absorb the moisture. It’s a good role to play in the world, but it, too, can be taken too far. Either way, whether you melt into your own tears or melt into someone else’s, if you deliquesce, you are lost.

A quick etymological excursus here. If you deliquesce, you are deliquescent, which, I need you to know, is not delinquent. And on the other hand, deliquescence is not deliquium either – not any more (at one time they could be synonyms). You will see something liquid in this word, and not just the /l/ (or the susurration of the /s/); the liqu is the same one as in liquid and means the same thing. But while liquid is in the middle of the word, a deliquescent thing is quickly in the middle of liquid. The esce is the same as in coalesce and somnolescence and adolescent: it refers to becoming. Becoming liquid, in this case.

There are two ways for a thing to deliquesce. One is for it simply to melt and drain away. The other is more chemically devious. Here’s how it is: substances that draw moisture from the air are hygroscopic. They can serve as desiccants, drying out things around them, and as they collect that moisture, they of course become less dry themselves, going from powder to paste, perhaps. But some things – such as sodium hydroxide and calcium chloride – don’t stop there. Given the chance, they keep drawing moisture until they are dissolved in it. And even then, that solution will continue to draw more moisture. Look at this time lapse, 22 minutes compressed into 12 seconds:

The calcium chloride readily bewitches to itself all the water from a neighbouring vessel, until it is lost in it.

We all know people like this. People who take on so much from others that they lose themselves in it, and still they take more. People whose very existence is just to keep taking others’ tears – or sweat, their worries or fears or stress or work overload. They are the people who always have a solution, but the solution is their own dissolution. They are still in there somewhere, but can you see them? No – they didn’t keep their powder dry. You can only see their effect.

And we all know people who deliquesce the other way: they may seem solid, but if there is any heat or pressure, when you try to grasp them, they will run through your fingers and drain away.

It’s a lovely-sounding word, deliquesce, and deliquescence is a useful property of some substances at some times and in some ways, and it is human to melt a little and human to want to help others be a bit drier, but excess humanity and excess humidity can make the solution the problem.

Thanks to Chris L. on Patreon for suggesting deliquesce.

diapason

The first thing I learned about diapason is that it’s a stop.

The second thing I learned is that it doesn’t stop.

Somewhere after that I learned how to pronounce it.

About that last thing first: dia as in dialogue or diagram (not as in diagonal, though that is also the same dia etymologically); pason with a stressed “long a” and with the s as either [s] or [z] – so “pay son” or “pays ’n.” So, in full, like “die a-pacin’,” or the same with a [z] for the [s].

The dia is from the Greek διὰ ‘through’ and the pason is from πασῶν ‘all’; it’s short for ἡ διὰ πασῶν χορδῶν συμφωνία, hē dia pasōn chordōn symphōnia, ‘the concord through all the notes of the scale’. Originally in English we used it to mean an octave – not all the notes in an octave, but just the interval of an octave, say middle C and high C. But then it came to mean all the notes – the whole gamut – and then the whole range of a voice or an instrument and then, just, you know, everything, but in harmony. The nonstop harmony of the spheres, even. The eternal cycle of life and death and rebirth: be born, live, die and pass on, and then the next octave of existence…

And in the middle of all that it also came to be a name for the main range of organ pipes: in a pipe organ, with all its different kinds of pipes, the diapason is the set of pipes that sound like organ pipes (as opposed to emulating flutes, strings, or reeds), extending over the whole range of notes, from the one-foot pitch to the 32-foot pitch. So on a pipe organ console, in the English-speaking world, there will be one or more stops labelled Diapason. Which is where I first saw it – not on an actual church pipe organ but on a home organ.

I am put in mind of diapason once again as I’m listening to In Search of the Lost Chord, the 1968 album by The Moody Blues. I’m playing it because I’ve been editing an academic book on psychedelic drugs, which reminded me of this classic album, which I first heard in my childhood; my vinyl copy was stamped with our home address circa 1970 by my dad, from whose library I souvenired it and who himself received it from another family member. As I type this, “Legend of a Mind” with its refrain “Timothy Leary!” is playing, but it’s Graeme Edge’s spoken poem “The Word” that I have most in mind:

Two notes of the chord, that’s our full scope
But to reach the chord is our life’s hope
And to name the chord is important to some
So they give it a word, and the word is ōm

And what a swell chord it is. This celestial choir has often been presented as available only through organ-ized religion, full stop, but the psychonautical spirit of The Moody Blues seeks an unlimited direct encounter with the diapason of the mind, of the soul, of all humanity: the whole human race, all walks of life, with one accord, to follow the road before us one foot after another and die a-pacing – and then, unstoppable, continue on ōm.

Pronunciation tip: How not to get shot in the Netherlands

I’ve finally made another pronunciation tip video. This one is about how to say Dutch place names – at least close enough to the Dutch that you won’t sound like a German spy.