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goon

Visual: Two dull, staring eyes, perhaps: oo. What’s the g? A nose? Off to the side? Naw. Maybe if it were ogon. But then the n? An ear? Who knows. The oo is the dominant feature; it shows up also in kook and loon and goof and tool but also in moon and book and look.

In the mouth: This is a hollow, echoing back-of-the-mouth word that closes off at the tip of the tongue. It has no crispness to it – no /k/ as in cool and coon; just the dull voiced stop /g/, and the resonant /n/ at the end making it sound much like a beat on a big drum.

Echoes: The above-mentioned oo words, such as goof and loon and kook and noodle perhaps, oh, and goose. Maybe go on. There’s no significant taste of good that I can find, but perhaps of gun. And lagoon, though that’s a very different image.

Etymology: It may be a shortened form of goney ‘booby, simpleton; albatross’, which has become gooney bird. Goney may be related to gawney ‘simpleton’; that seems connected with gane, noun, ‘ugly face’; that is likely related to gane, verb, ‘gape, yawn’, which is related to yawn. That’s a bit of a goose chase! But what we know for sure is that our modern use of it traces to Alice the Goon, a character in the comic strip Thimble Theatre, drawn by E.C. Segar and later named after its chiefest character: Popeye. Alice the Goon was a giant, not-exactly-human, thug-like being. You can see a couple of cartoons with her at A View from a Goon.

Collocations: It shows up in the comedy show The Goon Show (featuring Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers, and Harry Secombe; the name was inspired by Alice the Goon). The most common collocation in normal usage is goon squad. As Edward Banatt (@ArmaVirumque) has reminded me, there’s a line in “Fashion” by David Bowie that goes “We are the goon squad and we’re coming to town. Beep beep!” There’s also a novel by Jennifer Egan titled A Visit from the Goon Squad, which won the 2011 Pulitzer Prize.

Overtones: The word is unavoidably insulting (unless the person described knows it’s a reference to The Goon Show, and maybe even then) and carries something of an implication of low intelligence and perhaps subhuman nature. Goons are often seen as subservient lackeys, as in “Call off your goons.” And generally they’re huge and muscular.

Semantics: A goon is a stupid individual, probably violent, probably subservient. Thug is sometimes synonymous. For the rest, see above.

Where to find it: I suspect you’ll find it most often in crime fiction, but that’s just a guess on the basis of the types of people who are in such works – not just the goons but the people who are calling them goons as opposed to anything else. You wouldn’t find goon in a news article except in a quote, but it is the sort of word likely to be quoted. In other words, it’s provocative.

lockdown, lockup

All Friday, as Boston and surrounding towns and cities were under a “shelter in place” order, everyone on the news kept referring to it as a lockdown, or as being on lockdown.

Lockdown? As though Boston were some kind of lockup?

I used to live in Boston (or actually in Medford and then Somerville, but part of the same melted-together urbanity), and I can tell you it’s not a prison, even if it does have many institutions (among which a striking number of good universities and colleges). So it’s interesting to see a term applied there that came into being to refer to prisoners being confined to cells, as though citizens were at liberty only at discretion of their warders, the police.

But, then, what other term works? Curfew communicates an overnight confinement (and comes from French couvre-feu, ‘cover fire’). Stay-inside orders or similar terms – or the official shelter in place – may be descriptive, but lockdown simply has an impact the others lack. Lock: a word that conveys a constrained freezing of movement, and in sound moves from a flowing liquid to the hardest stop we have, /k/. It’s like a river locked up with ice. Down: in place, fixed. You can easily see a bolt sliding down to fix a door firmly in place, and the occupant of a cell (or house) being held confined like a butterfly with a cup clapped down over it.

And there lies the difference between lockdown and lockup (and their associated verbs lock down and lock up). What’s up? A hand help up to stop you. A wall thrown up in front of your face. The stoppage of motion: we run up to an obstacle and end up at a place when our time is up. We fill up a tank, of course, and we look up a word in the dictionary. Up in these senses conveys motion that culminates or is blocked (like a sink stopped up or your nose stuffed up) or simply unable to continue (because full, like a container – your nose stuffed up again). It can be a containment, as with something walled up. It can even be a constrainment that might yet be broken free of, as if you’re tied up today but your schedule is free tomorrow. So when you are locked up, you are in a containment or cessation of motion, a point of at least temporary culmination. Like how the sound in your mouth is abruptly contained with the /p/ in up. (Which is not to say that the sound is responsible for the meaning.)

And what’s down? Not something stopped in motion, but something fixed at a point, anchored. Held down, nailed down, tied down. Down actually has a few different isotopes: it can communicate a motion in direction without specific endpoint (settle down), or a motion that moves downward and comes to a fixed point (set down, tie down), or – in adjectives made with past participles – fixity in a place without specific reference to prior motion. If you are cooped up you may still be able to move within confines, but if you are pinned down you can’t move at all. Interestingly, the word down starts with a stop /d/ and then fades off with a nasal /n/ – not quite so iconic – but it does have that closing-in diphtong in the middle.

In short, the difference between up and down in these words is that up is like putting your hands forward and up, palms outward, as against a wall, and down is like driving your index finger downward to a stopping point. Locked up: nope, stop, not getting out, kept in. Locked down: staying put, going nowhere. Up is to stop as down is to done, perhaps.

Well, anyway, Bostonians were kept in but they have now been let out; they were confined but now they are free again. The suspect was hiding in a boat, but no one knew that; because he could have been anywhere, everyone in Boston was in the same boat. Once the police got a lock on his location, everyone else could unlock: his number was up, and they could let their guards down.

surreal, unreal, hyperreal

Today, as Boston and suburbs were under “lockdown” (more technically “shelter in place”), after one gun battle last night and another to come this evening, Kory Stamper of Merriam-Webster (@KoryStamper) observed on Twitter that surreal was one of the top lookups, and that it “always spikes during times of inexplicable tragedy.” Robert Lane Greene (@lanegreene) noted that “This is awful, but not exactly droopy clocks hanging over trees,” and reckoned, “‘surreal’ is coming to mean ‘intense’, and we’ll have to explain the original meaning to art students one day.”

Or more likely art students are the only ones who will still know the original meaning. Kory Stamper speculated that “people who use it are connecting with the connotation of intense or dreamlike irrationality.” There may be some of that, but I suspect that it’s also because unreal somehow doesn’t seem quite right anymore. Unreal is a widely used word, but it’s also a little semantically bleached – it’s used for too many things that are not all that out of the normal – and it’s sometimes used with a strong positive tone: “The way that kid plays the guitar is unreal!” It feels wrong to carry that tone into seeing SWAT teams crawling over your neighbourhood.

The reason, I think, that all these things seem not simply awful, horrible, shocking, etc., but something beyond, is that they seem so much like things you normally see only on TV or movies. Jordan Fifer, @JordanFifer, tweeted, “No, the #Boston #manhunt is not ‘like something straight out of a movie.’ Movies are like something straight out of life.” Which is true in that movies are based on life, but they generally heighten things somewhat, and, more to the point, most people have no experience of such things from real life, only from movies and TV. For distrurbances of a slightly lesser order, people sometimes say it’s like something from the evening news. The evening news is from life, of course, but not from your life.

So when people are saying something is surreal in these circumstances, what they mean, I would say, is that it’s something they associate only with the subjunctive worlds of fiction and the dissociated worlds of the news. It is to reality as whiskey is to beer or brandy is to wine: an intense distillate of mainly the same basic materials. It is a rupture in their normal schema of life and they have not assimilated it fully yet. It doesn’t have an exactly dreamlike quality; it looks like real reality but going by a different script, one not associated with the reality one actually experiences. So it’s not exactly unreal, though it just doesn’t feel like real reality. But it’s not really actually surreal.

We don’t know precisely when and where unreal came into being, but an early sighting is in Shakespeare’s Macbeth: “Hence horrible shadow, Unreal mock’ry hence.” Milton used it, too; here’s from Paradise Lost: “Th’ unreal, vast, unbounded deep Of horrible confusion.” I like T.S. Eliot’s “Unreal city, Under the brown fog of a winter dawn,” from The Waste Land. All of these describe things that seem not quite part of reality – perhaps eerie, eldritch, or unrealized, or from art.

Surreal did in fact come from art. But a surreal thing is a thing that has the qualities of dreams. We know just when surreal and surrealism came into the language. The art movement Surrealism began in France around 1920, guided chiefly by André Breton; the term surréaliste appeared first in the preface to Guillaume Apollinaire’s play Les Mamelles de Tirésias, written in 1903 but first performed in 1917. The word, had it been invented by an anglophone, would have been superreal; the sur means ‘on top of’ or ‘above’ and is the sanded-down French descendant of Latin super, which English borrows undigested. The surrealists wanted to go above the merely quotidian real; they sought to access the unconscious; they believed in the value of automatic writing and sought to unlock the associations of dreams and the unconscious without being suppressed by reason and use them to revolutionize the way of seeing and acting in the world.

So if you were to see a fish dance past your window with a blowpipe in its paws, that would be surreal. But most events now described by people on news shows as surreal are not, in the original (and, in the 1920s, strictly enforced) sense surreal. But is unreal the best word?

There is another word that comes to mind. It has also been given to us by a Frenchman (they do do this sort of thing well and by habit). It is hyperreal. This word is actually macaronic: it mixes bits from two languages. The real is the same real as in the others, from Latin realis, but the hyper is from Greek. And, as it happens, hyper comes from the same Indo-European root as Latin super, and means about the same thing: ‘above, beyond’. It has also come to be used to mean ‘extremely’. But where surreal aims beyond the real by going into the mind and the unconscious, hyperreal goes into the subjunctive world of the media, the representations of reality, the distillations, the representations of a reality as envisioned conditioned by representations that are envisioned conditioned by representations that are envisioned conditioned by… The hyperreal, as Jean Baudrillard explained in Simulations, is “the generation by models of a real without origin or reality.” It is a map that precedes the territory and survives the territory. In the world of semiotic reference, it is a hall of mirrors, it is turtles all the way down. Life looks like television, but television has not based itself on life. Our reality, as conditioned by these simulations, becomes them: “It is a hyperreal, the product of an irradiating synthesis of combinatory models in a hyperspace without atmosphere.” (Read that as many times as you need or want. Baudrillard’s philosophy is a form of drug, I think.)

It is tempting to say that this is what people were experiencing today: a sense that what they were seeing was not a reality, not a dream, but a version of life based on the simulations of life seen in TV and movies.

But no. It may have seemed hyperreal, but when real bullets fly, and people and property are really hurt, and real human minds feel real torsions and vortices and myriad motivations, this is not simulation. And it is not a dream. It’s real. Exceptional, yes, and difficult to assimilate as a result. Hard to believe. Comparable to a simulation. But inescapable in its actuality. In the end, no un, sur, super, hyper. Just real.

hirple

Visual: This word has much verticality for one so brief. Of six letters, only two don’t reach up or down. There’s a dot, two sticks sticking up, one leg dropping down. Two sticks and one leg? Well, it doesn’t look like crutches. Actually, it looks kind of like a one-legged man hiding behind a curtain.

In the mouth: This is just not a dignified-sounding word when said with a standard North American English pronunciation. You may be familiar with the currently popular herp derp, an ideophone that conveys a sense of dopiness. Well, hirple starts with the same sound as herp. The heavy-breathing /h/ comes out of the throat only to curl around the retroflex /r/, like a deranged laugh, “hurr hurr hurr.” Then it stops at the lips /p/ and pulls back into /l/. In normal pronunciation, thr r n vwls n ths wrd. It’s just two syllabic liquids between the consonants. In accents that “drop the r,” such as standard British English, it sounds a little better.

Actually, in those accents it sounds like an odd way to say herbal. Of course it’s quite close to herbal in North American English, too, but the /p/ is more distinctive in that position because it pops forward from two liquids curled up in the middle of the mouth.

Echoes: Aside from herp derp, there’s herpes, herbal, hobble, and the various words that end in ple – people, pimple, scrapple, and especially purple. Remember: if you’re ever at a loss for a rhyme for purple, there’s always hirple – no need to interpol-ate a break.

Etymology: Alas, the etymology of this word is unknown. It’s been in the English language for at least half a millennium, though. The Oxford English Dictionary notes, “Its coincidence in sound and sense with Greek ἕρπειν is noticeable.” Yup, sure is, mm-hmm.

Semantics: Hirple means ‘walk lamely, limp, hobble, move with a gait between walking and crawling’. In other words, pretty much the opposite of hurtle, and definitely not compatible with hurdle.

Where to find it: Walter Scott, Robert Burns, Seamus Heaney… Heaney used it in his recent modern English rendition of Beowulf: “He is hasped and hooped and hirpling with pain, limping and looped with it.” You may or may not find that easier to read than the original: “synnum geswenced, ac hyne sar hafað mid nydgripe nearwe befongen, balwon bendum.”

How to use it: Carefully. The odds that your reader will know it off the top of the head are not high. By these lights, it should be a twenty-dollar word, but it’s so undignified and dialectal-sounding that it is not so much vintage or antique as just strange old stuff. This means that a certain literary crowd, the kind who crawl off to their lexicons at every new trouvaille, will love it. It will be a bug on the windshields of all other readers or, at very best, a rather limp little stunt.

taffeta

It is impossible for me not to like this word. It has the sound of a soft-shoe time-step (taffeta taffeta taffeta) and a crisp taste of taffy and perhaps Jaffa cakes and, somewhere back there, coffee and koofteh and muffuletta and tuffets and muffins and assorted other culinary affectations… But so delicate yet raffish, like something from Breakfast at Tiffany’s with Audrey Hepburn. It simply sounds delicious. And so frou-frou.

Well, it should sound frou-frou. Although frou-frou is now popularly used as a frothy synonym for chi-chi (which in turn is being mutated to sheeshy in some quarters and losing its chic French cachet), in origin it’s an imitation of the sound of rustling taffeta – which, yes, can also sound like “taffeta, taffeta” too.

What, exactly, is taffeta? If you’re the average guy, you have an excuse for not really knowing. But actually the available definitions can be pretty imprecise. It’s a kind of stiff, crisp fabric made of silk or synthetic, not for your typical everyday wear – more something to wear to a fête (that sounds a bit like “taffeta” too: “to a fête”). It has more threads in the warp than in the woof (if you’re not down with weaving terms, just think of an Agnes Martin painting; if you’re not down with modern abstracts either, are you sure you’re pretentious enough for this word?). It is often used in linings of dresses and hoods. Yarn-dyed taffeta is particularly crisp; piece-dyed taffeta is softer and has also been used for electrical insulation and parachutes. Which, honestly, sounds like roles it plays in lining formal dresses too.

Where does this word come from? By way of French and other descendants of Latin, from Persian taftah, ‘silken cloth’ or ‘linen clothing’, from a verb meaning ‘shine’ or ‘twist, spin’. It’s been in English since the 1300s (yes, the 1300s) and has named various fabrics in the last seven centuries, but its modern referent has more or less firmed up.

It has in the past also been spelled taffety. This can be seen in a few delectable dishes (just as some delectable dishes can be seen in taffeta): taffety-cream, a glossy dish of cream and eggs mentioned in passing in Oliver Goldsmith’s play She Stoops to Conquer, and taffety-tarts, which contain apple and are worth making just so you can say their name as often as possible.

urban, urbane

It was an early warm day and Maury and I were sitting on a patio having a beverage (one each, actually). I had just answered a question for Maury when I heard a familiar British accent say, “Who said urban?”

It was Marcus Brattle, my mentee, now 16 years old and devoted as ever to hip-hop. He had rolled up on a skateboard, no mean feat with his pants around his ankles.

“Well,” I said, looking from young Marcus to the rather more seasoned Maury, “here is a study in the difference a letter can make.” I paused for effect. I gestured to Marcus. “Urban.” I turned to Maury. “Urbane.”

“We’re all urban,” Maury pointed out. “We all live in the city.”

“True,” I said, “and while I love the fresh air of the country and a nice walk among the trees, I don’t mind not having to say rural all the time. The same ‘rrr’ as in urban but with more of the same. I like the nice ‘bun’ of urban. But –” I turned again towards Marcus – “Marcus here likes what is often called urban music. Even though it is much beloved of suburban youths.”

“I’m not suburban,” Marcus said.

“True dat,” I said. “I would have to say Maury’s tastes are more urbane, though. Jazz and classical. Everything smoother. Just as urbane is urban with an e, to be urbane is to be urban with ease.”

“I might say,” Maury said, “that urbane is to urban as humane is to human. The e word is characteristic of those most positive qualities associated with the non-e word.”

“And like humane from human, urbane was originally just an alternative version of urban,” I said. “And of course they’re all from Latin.”

“Speaking of smooth,” Marcus said, “what are you drinking?”

We raised our glasses in unison and said, “Bourbon.”

“Not bourbane?” Marcus smirked a little at his own witticism. “And why are you sitting outside?”

“Because we can,” Maury said.

“Although I would be happy away from the smoke,” I said, glancing towards its source at a nearby table. “Say, do you know who instituted the world’s first smoking ban?”

Semi-expectant blank looks from both other parties.

“Pope Urban VII,” I said. “He threatened to excommunicate anyone who took tobacco in a church or on its porch, whether by chewing, sniffing, or smoking.”

“Didn’t his papacy last only 13 days?” said Maury.

“True,” I said. “Must have been the tobacco lobby.”

“So why were you talking about urban anyway?” asked Marcus.

Maury and I looked at each other for a moment, brows furrowed. I blinked a couple of times. Then Maury said, “Japan.”

“Ah, yes,” I said.

“I guess Japan is urban,” Marcus said, “but so is China, so is…”

“Well, and Japan is especially urban in China,” I said.

“What?” Marcus gave me a please-make-sense look.

“Mandarin for ‘Japan’ is pronounced pretty much exactly like urban,” I said. “That’s what I was saying.”

Marcus raised one eyebrow. “I’m certain that with that tidbit of information I am well on my way to becoming more urbane.” He dropped his skateboard on the ground, swatted my hat off my head and sailed off.

“Ur-bane of my existence,” I said, and got up to grab my urban turban.

ultramarine

What does this word look like? I think it sort of looks like a long boat, maybe a ferry or a cruise ship, or some other long vessel curved at the front and back bottom corners and with a large superstructure near the back and a smaller one (perhaps just a sphere or dish) near the front. But it has a fair few vertical lines in it, and some amount of symmetry – aside from the ascenders at one end and dot at the other, there’s the ramar in the middle. In saying it, too, you have /m/ on the lips in the middle and liquids (plus one stop) on the tongue tip on either side of it.

How would it look if someone made it a deep blue, do you suppose? What if Yves Klein came along and claimed it as his artwork by painting it with International Klein Blue: ultramarine (computer screens don’t really quite get that colour). Would that make it more valuable, more expensive, more illuminating?

Never mind the shape and sound, though: you’re going to notice the parts in it pretty quickly. It’s obviously ultra and marine. OK, so what do you know about those two parts?

Your average person will see ultra and will think ‘extremely’: ultra-violent, ultra-orthodox, that super-high-test gasoline labelled Ultra on the pump that you never buy, and so on. Actually, ultra is Latin for ‘beyond’. The colour ultraviolet is so named because it is beyond the violet on the spectrum, not because it’s extremely violet. (How could it be? You can’t even see it, generally – it’s beyond the range of your eyes.)

As to marine, it has two main things that it brings to mind: boats and the Marine Corps. You don’t necessarily associate the Marines with the sea, but that’s where their name comes from. Marine is from an adjectival form of Latin mare ‘sea, ocean’. So marine life, marina, marination (because the sea is briny and so is what you’re marinating that steak in), and so on.

What is ultramarine? The odds are pretty good that you already know. Actually, the odds are not bad that you know more than one thing it refers to. If you play Warhammer 40,000 you may know the Ultramarines as superhuman warriors (a movie was even made about them, as in a real movie in our world). If you’re a marine engineer, you may know Ultramarine as the makers of MOSES, a marine environment simulation software for modelling stresses when designing such things as drilling platforms. If you’re a marine (as opposed to freshwater) fish hobbyist, you may know UltraMarine as a magazine. If you’re into ambient house music, you may know the musical group Ultramarine (here’s a YouTube link to their piece “Stella”: www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0us_pzLvZk). If you like the books of Malcolm Lowry, you will recognize Ultramarine as his first novel, published in 1933. If you buy gas in some parts of Canada, you might think of Ultramar, a gas company that is named after its former parent company, originally a South African mining company formed to explore Venezuelan opportunities.

But if you’re practically anyone, you’ve very likely seen the word ultramarine as the name of a colour. A deep blue colour. Deep like the blue of lapis lazuli, like International Klein Blue. OK, yes, if you’re not a modern art lover you may not know IKB; it’s a deep blue that the artist Yves Klein used as his signature colour, painting all sorts of things with it and thus claiming them as his artworks. As it happens, IKB relies heavily on ultramarine. And ultramarine, originally, was made from lapis lazuli.

Ultramarine was a – not popular, because it was extremely expensive – highly valued pigment in art for a long time. Johannes Vermeer used it in his famous Girl with a Pearl Earring. Medieval illuminated manuscripts and paintings would use it for the robe of the virgin and others, partly because it was so lovely and partly because it was so expensive. It was so expensive because it was very difficult to make and its primary ingredient, lapis lazuli, was expensive and hard to procure. It came from Asia, you see, on the far side of the Mediterranean and even Black and Caspian seas.

Which is why it is called ultramarine. Not because it is an incredibly deep version of the colour of the sea. Just because it came from beyond the sea. Its sources could actually be accessed by land; it just happens that that was not the normal trade route, and for very good reason: mountains are much more treacherous and slow going than waves. So it came from beyond the eastern coast of the Mediterranean, an area itself known during the Crusades as Outremer, a French version of ultra maris, for the same reason – it was on the far side of what in those days was their deep blue yonder.

CamelCase

Does this look like a brand name for a company that makes packing cases, either for camels or somehow purporting to have camel-like qualities? That’s because CamelCase (also called camelCase and camel case) is often used in branding – indeed, ordinary non-tech-geek people seldom have any reason to encounter it in anything else.

CamelCase is one of those nice words (like hiss) that exemplify what they name. (So is camelCase, but camel case is not). What it refers to is the practice of putting capitals in the middle of a word – or, most typically, in the middle of a concatenation of words, to make it easier to see where one word ends and another starts in the conglomeration. (CamelCase capitalizes at word or morpheme beginnings; random or quasi-random capitalization, lIkE tHis soRt Of ThinG, is called studlycaps.)

The reasons for even needing camelCase come down to one: theNecessityOrDesirabilityOfLeavingOutSpaces. There are circumstances where spaces are inconvenient or simply unavailable. In brand names, a phrase of common words may not be trademarkable, whereas a concatenation may be (e.g., MasterCard, WordPerfect). In much computer coding, a space separates terms, so if you want to name a variable or similar entity with a phrase, you have to do so without spaces. (Back when you only had CAPITAL LETTERS on computers – until the early-mid ’80s – camelCase wasn’t even an option.) The same goes for things such as hashtags. In fact, I was reminded of camelCase yesterday when I saw this tweet from @benjyraymunson:

You’d think that the whole #nowthatcherisdead hulalbaloo would lead to a discussion of parsing ambiguity & the importance of CamelCase

Indeed. Context tells us that the hashtag should be parsed as #nowThatcherIsDead, but an uninformed reader could take it as #nowThatCherIsDead. CamelCase could also help some rather unfortunate website URLs, such as penisland.com (should be PenIsland.com) and speedofart.com (meant to be SpeedOfArt.com, nothing to do with bathing suits and flatulence) – although for very good reasons URLs are not case-sensitive, so you can’t keep your camels humpy.

There is another condition in which camelCase is often seen: syllable acronyms – words made of the first syllables of other words. These used to be more popular, but letter acronyms (made with just the initials) have taken over now. They can still be seen in place names, and CamelCase survives variously in them – it often wears down to standard capitalization: SoWeTo, from South West Township, now often Soweto; SoHo, from South of Houston (in New York; Houston Street is at the bottom of the numbered streets), now often Soho; and so on. It arose naturally enough in this context because these names have become single words but they bear the traces of their clipped proper nouns. It can also be argued that CamelCase is also used in chemical formulae, e.g., NaCl, but those are not pronounced as written (NaCl is said as “sodium chloride”), so it’s a different case.

An alternative to camelCase, not available in all contexts but popular in file names, is snake case, or should I write snake_case: spaces are replaced with underscores. This is clearer but requires more characters, and the underscore is a minor nuisance to type. (Hyphens in place of underscores can be used in some places but not in others.)

I just assume it is clear why camelCase is called what it is: a word thus capitalized has humps like a camel. The term was apparently invented by Newton Love, a computer programmer; the first citation for it is from 1995, although he came up with it some time before that. The practice therefore predates the name considerably; the older way of naming it is medial capitals or any similar descriptive term. There are two types: upper CamelCase, wherein the first letter is also capped, and lower camelCase, wherein the first letter is not capped. I’m tempted to call these Bactrian and dromedary, respectively, but no one else does, and anyway, there’s often more than one medial hump per word.

situated, located

Dear word sommelier: I have several Francophone colleagues who use “situated” rather than “located” everywhere, since the usual French word is “situé(e).” How do I explain the difference to them?

Geez, ask me something easy sometime. This is actually a tricky one because Anglophones tend to use them interchangeably a lot of the time, and in many cases it’s unnecessary stuffing either way:

The washrooms are located on the second floor.

The washrooms are situated on the second floor.

You can argue about which seems better, and it’s a viable argument, and we’re about to talk about it, but you should not overlook the fact that the best way to say that is

The washrooms are on the second floor.

But the question remains what difference it makes when you do use one or the other. And it does make a difference, not so much of denotation but of tone and of expected entailment and context. Each word has echoes of other words and is seen in particular collocations.

Located is often used with centrally, conveniently, ideally, strategically, physically, and abroad; things can be located at, between, close to, in, near, on, outside, within, etc. It’s used, in short, to establish the location – a spot on a map, a set of coordinates. It’s a common word, sometimes used in conversation, often used in stiff business writing and real estate ads.

Locate is also used to mean ‘find the location of’ and ‘put in a location’:

I have located the water fountain in the northwest corner of the garden. [This can mean you found it there or you put it there.]

Situate does not have the ‘find’ meaning; you can only mean one thing when you write

I have situated the water fountain in the northwest corner of the garden.

(In either case, if that’s what you mean, put or placed or installed would also be a viable option.)

Situated is less used in casual conversation, but it also used in the real-estate-ad kind of prose, in collocations with beautifully, delightfully, ideally, picturesquely, pleasantly, well, conveniently, inconveniently, centrally, remotely, and quietly. Notice the emotional tone: situated sits more pleasantly in the mind. And for many users, situated bears the context more in mind. You are located on a spot, but you are situated in a… well, in a situation. Situate also tastes of site (related) and sit (not related).

So when you’re talking about where something is, just as a spot on the map, located works:

Hamtramck is located in Wayne county, Michigan.

But when you’re talking about the context, situated can work well:

Lhasa is situated at the bottom of a small basin in the Himalaya mountains, on the northern bank of the Lhasa river.

You can use located in that sentence as well, but you may find it less natural to use situated in the sentence about Hamtramck, above.

Because situated carries the idea of context, you can also use it in to call forth the context in a more cogent way:

This sylvan abode is beautifully situated.

You get the idea of its being set in a lovely location surrounded by trees; your imagination likely fills in some more of the picture. Compare that with this:

This sylvan abode is beautifully located.

This seems to mean that the location is beautiful, or that whoever chose where to put it did a nice job. But it’s not quite as idiomatic. Add a bit more and you may see even clearer how situated seems to call forth context:

This sylvan abode is beautifully situated in the Green Mountains of Vermont.

This sylvan abode is beautifully located in the Green Mountains of Vermont.

Compare this with the dot-on-the-map approach:

I’m trying to find West Clarksville; I don’t know where it’s located.

I’m trying to find West Clarksville; I don’t know where it’s situated.

Inasmuch as you’d use the second one, you’d probably be talking about the surroundings, not just the coordinates – unless you just felt you should use a word that’s one syllable longer.

There’s one more thing that affects the sense of the two words: situate also carries an echo of situation, which has a much broader range of usage than location:

How did you get me into this situation?

How did you get me into this location?

There’s also the question of the sounds – located has the liquid /l/ and the hard /k/, while situated has a voiceless fricative and affricate hissing and catching – and the rhythm, with located a dactyl and situated two feet of trochaic rhythm. Indeed, you will often make the choice less on the basis of semantics and connotations and more on the basis of where the word is located. Or, rather, where it is situated.

Hamtramck

This name of a small city surrounded by the city of Detroit first caught my attention long ago just because of its appearance. First of all, it has the mck, which you just don’t see in English. How is that supposed to be pronounced? Secondly, it looked to me like an overstuffed version of Amtrak. And it has that ham-sandwich note as well.

I haven’t spent long hours contemplating the name of this city, but I haven’t forgotten it. And then this evening it came up when my friend Brian was telling me about his recent trip to Detroit. Detroit, it turns out, is in some ways a place very much worth a visit; in fact, Brian is planning to go back. Yes, it’s famous for being a hollowed-out city, its population reduced by more than a million in recent decades, block after block after block of abandoned houses, and even abandoned office buildings in the heart of the city. But there are still people who live there, and they like to do and be the same sorts of things as people elsewhere.

And it’s currently a very good place for internet startups and art studios and other funky small businesses that can choose what city to be located in and may very well choose a city where real estate is currently very inexpensive. Brian showed me a couple of real estate ads he had seen: one for a 9600-square-foot mansion with seven bedrooms and eight fireplaces and a ballroom and hardwood floors and so on, all for about $400,000; and one for a two-storey building, formerly a Polish veterans’ association (if I recall correctly), looking to be over 4000 square feet, for about $120,000.

The latter property was in fact in Hamtramck. Hamtramck has a few distinctions. The village of Hamtramck was established in 1901; a Dodge plant opened there in 1914, and the village incorporated as a city in 1922 to resist absorption into Detroit. It was able to do so because its population had grown to about 50,000, thanks to the manufacture of cars (so much for Amtrak!). And most of them were Polish.

Hamtramck has a long history of being a very, very Polish city. In 1970, 90% of its residents were of Polish origin. That has changed – now it’s more like 15% – but the city is a city of immigrants, with a very international flavour, and the Polish culture is still very important, with the St. Florian Church in the heart of the city (its cornerstone is inscribed in Latin and Polish) and much of the culture and celebrations Polish in origin.

So it’s not all that surprising that many people think Hamtramck is a Polish name. It’s a non-English-looking name, after all, and the city has a strongly Polish culture. But Hamtramck is not a word that could occur in Polish any more than it could in English. And the Polish residents moved to Hamtramck after it was founded. The village was actually named after the township of which it was a part. The township was founded in 1798.

Where did the township get its name? From the commandant of Detroit at the time, a colonel who had served in the Revolutionary War. Who was he? A native of Québec: Jean-François Hamtramck. Yes, Hamtramck is a name from France. Not that it looks much like one. The m’s would thus be just nasalizations of the preceding vowels.

But that, of course, is not how it’s said in Hamtramck, Michigan. After all, it’s surrounded by a city with a French name that is not said in the French way at all (I mean Detroit, from French détroit, ‘strait’). Nope, they don’t say it the French way and, although it’s physically possible to say “amk,” that’s not an English set of sounds. So it’s “ham-tram-ick.” Which means it has become one of those uncommon words with a vowel that is said but not written, sticking in there like a little city in the middle of a much bigger city.