I’ve already mentioned that I’m going to send a copy of my photobook PAINT to everyone who’s sponsoring me on Patreon for $5 or more per month. Since I announced that, my number of Patreon sponsors has gone from 16 to 15.
Um.
So OK, I have lots of copies of my other books sitting around, already bought and paid for, and so I’m going to send a free copy of your choice of Songs of Love and Grammar, Confessions of a Word Lush, or 12 Gifts for Writers to everyone who is sponsoring me on Patreon for $2 or more per month (and yes, that means that the $5 or more people get PAINT plus one of those books). If you are sponsoring me for at least $2 a month as of January 1, 2021, you will just need to send me your address and tell me which book you want and I will mail it to you.
If you’re sponsoring me for at least $1 a month, I am extremely grateful, and you get a free PDF of PAINT and advance views of some blog posts, but I can’t quite afford to mail you a printed book for free… but I will send you one for the cost of postage if you want; just message me on Patreon.
Maybe next year I’ll have a book in the pipeline that you can buy in an actual physical bookstore… and maybe you’ll even be able to go shopping in one!
Sesquiotica 
I’ll pass on the free book – went and bought one – Songs of Love and Grammar. This is the first time I’ve bought a book off Lulu and I have to say their checkout sucks. Asked to pay before the shipping was added in, then it wiped out my phone number, and sent me back, then sneakily added in the business name from the automated fill outs, that I had erased. Then wiped out my email and sent me back again. Ugh. Though I have to say I found a specific reproducible bug in Amazon’s checkout the other day. And I still can’t get a job QA’ing these websites!