
Hello, neighbours
A good neighbour makes a good neighbourhood. Right? Continue reading

Hello, neighbours
A good neighbour makes a good neighbourhood. Right? Continue reading
Today I had to fix something that was cracked, so I used Krazy Glue. Which, depending on how you see it, is either ironic or apposite. Continue reading
“I know you’re lying. You’re talking funny.” Continue reading
No matter where I see it, when, or how, this word will always make me think of Asterix and Obelix. Continue reading
Posted in word tasting notes
Tagged Asterix, boar, feral hogs, sanglier, wild boar, word tasting notes
August 16, 1977. A summer day 42 years ago. The King of Rock and Roll, Elvis Presley, was found dead in his bathroom. He was 42 years old. Continue reading
Posted in photography, word tasting notes
Tagged Collingwood, Elves, Elvii, Elvis, Elvis Festival, Elvises, word tasting notes
“Psst! Hey! Wanna fork?”
“Furchure!”
OK, you may not think that joke has legs, but the Dictionary of Archaic Words does. Look: it defines furchure as “The place where the thighs part; sometimes, the legs.” Continue reading
Chautauqua. The ideal combination of chat and aqua (no, no, say it like “sha talk wa”). A landscape of ideas and memories, words and images, trees and water, kitchens and roads.
Hear me out. Continue reading
Jacob Rees-Mogg, the new Leader of the House of Commons in England, has lately been the subject of remark for his questionable sense of style. And I don’t mean his unfortunate sartorial choices. I mean his directives on English usage. He has, we learn, given his staff a style guide that is just not what a style guide should be.
Many people chalk up his preferences to traditionalism and preferring the old ways. But Rees-Mogg, often called “the Honourable Member for the 18th Century,” is not actually expressing preferences supported by tradition. Like most modern grammar numpties, he’s fancying himself more traditional than tradition. The point is not to hold back the march to modernity; it is to enforce an entirely recent invention of the past for the sake of maintaining a certain sense of superiority. A sort of Disneyification, if Disney were run by ghastly snobby boys. Continue reading
Posted in editing, language and linguistics
Tagged classism, grammar, ideology, Jacob Rees-Mogg, prescriptivism, style guides

I wrote this as a guest post for my dad’s column in the Cochrane Eagle.
I can see it out my window, but it’s another world. Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged astronauts, Coffee with Warren, earth, flooding, island, landing, moon
I was in the Southern Tier of Western New York this past weekend – that’s where a lot of my ancestors over the past century and a half lived. You may wonder why you should care; the answer is that it’s really beautiful there. And it’s a big area, three times the size of Rhode Island. Most of the place names there aren’t too difficult to figure out (Portville, Jamestown, Dunkirk), but there are a few that might trip you up. So here’s a run-down of 16 of them that you might like to know before you go.
Posted in pronunciation tips
Tagged Allegany, Bemus Point, Bolivar, Caneadea, Cassadaga, Cattaraugus, Ceres, Chautauqua, Cuba, Delevan, Fredonia, Gerry, Ischua, Olean, Pronunciation Tip, Salamanca, Southern Tier, Western New York